Listen, friend: I've got your number. I'm no fool. I know you're browsing Netflix, looking for something to watch. Your significant other isn't around to judge your shitty choices, you've just opened a bottle of wine, and you scroll past that one tv show (or movie). You know the one; the one you've rolled your eyes at a hundred times, laughed, and scoffed something along the lines of, "Ha! Yeah, like I'd ever watch that."
Oh, am I projecting? Whatever.
I'm not here to judge you; I'm here to give you the scoop on those shows, because I've already gone through all the stages of shame and come out stronger (or at least, more apathetic) in the end.
Just bite the bullet and watch the stupid show.
